4getregretorlifeisyourstomiss asked: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar. actually no you don't do that but we know someone else who does
LMFAO I AM 547489572837523890472508945702834% DONE LORD I NEED AIR AFTER THAT
(Source: katiebookqueen)
“I’m Gatsby”
(Source: gagasdoublechin)
JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR
(Source: panda-w0rld)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
(Source: pleatedjeans)
Happy 34th Birthday Maggie Q
(Source: then-we-die-together)
