4getregretorlifeisyourstomiss asked: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar. actually no you don't do that but we know someone else who does
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
theperksofbeingademon: heyfunniest: heyfunniest: the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name
teppelin: have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
dilclo: when she texts first <3
youngblackandvegan: theblackanarchist: White men fuck over the entire world and then get offended when you remind them. amen
pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love “no” ANABIEL LOOK IT UP IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
What if the person you think is too cool to talk to thinks that you’re too cool to talk to
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.