Posted on Tuesday, 14 August 2012

I'm the White Crayon, Fear Me!: singwordsthatholdnomeaning: why does sex have to result in babies why...

singwordsthatholdnomeaning:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the…

(Source: angrybagel)

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    Do you really want pizza coming out of your vagina? I think not
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    Omg my boyfriend would be so happy if this was real life
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    She follows me give it a couple minutes…
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    We’re waiting , tumblr user pizza .
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